I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?
Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)
prin·cess [prin-/sis/] noun → a very attractive or outstanding woman who’s a piece of work, high maintenance and used to getting her way.
- amber: *files a restraining order*
- caleb: pickle in a banana peel bc u cant judge a book by its cover or a cowboy by his metrosexual outer appearance
- christine: *cackles*
- cody: blood on my hands
- derrick: *slides fist up cody's ass like a marionette*
- donny: everyone is full of shit
- frankie: *8000 different characters*
- hayden: can i win a Diamond POV for going the longest w/o washing my hair?
- jocasta: *speaks in tongues*
- nicole: when ppl say the best thing since sliced bread i assume they mean me bc i am literally plain white sliced bread also i have weird nostrils
- victoria: a crow
- zach: broski